Bos'n
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PIRATES! Because ye can't do epic shyte wi' normal people.
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Ship's affiliation: Kokopeli's Curse
Areas of interest: Piracy, Woodworking, Koi, Folk music/instruments
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Post by Bos'n on Dec 28, 2023 11:04:27 GMT -7
The Cap'n, bein' short of crew an all, decides to wander thru the ship's infirmary to muster up some slackers. He asks the first sailor, "Wots yer ailment, Mate"? The man replies, "Piles, Sir". Cap'n asks, "Wot be the treatment"? The man points to a jar on the cupboard and sez, "Doc grabs a handfull 'o that slop and smears it on me arsehole". Cap'n then asks, "Wot be yer intentions aboard my ship"? Man replies, To get back on me feet and get on wi' piratin'". Cap'n approaches the second bunk and asks, "Wot be Yer ailment"? "Syphilis", the rogue replies. "Wot be the treatment?", asks the Cap'n. Rogue points to the same jar and sez, "Doc grabs a handfull 'o that slop and smears it on me pecker". Cap'n asks, "Wot be yer intentions aboard me ship"? Rogue replies, "To get back on me feet and get on wi' piratin'. In the last bunk Cap'n finds poor Shamus Mo'Beatty wastin' away. "Wot be yer ailment Shamus?", asks the Cap'n. Shamus looks up wi' a grave face and sez, "Scurvy, Sir". "The treatment?", asks the Cap'n. Shamus sighs an sez, "Doc grabs a handfull 'o that slop and makes me eat it". Cap'n frowns and asks, "Wot be yer intentions aboard me ship"? Shaumus looks the Cap'n dead in the eye and sez, "To get me treatment before the other two"...
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